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Hard boiled egg

A real solid piece of evidence
That won’t stand in court you don’t have a hard boiled egg
by Lewisg June 22, 2025
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Tiny egg roll

Super small penis, usually owned by someone of Asian heritage
"Did you have sex with Sonny?" "Hellll no! He's got a tiny egg roll!"
by Pickle Smash May 27, 2013
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Egg Freezer

Egg Freezer
noun | /eg free-zər/

Definition:
A woman who electively freezes her eggs in her 20s or early 30s, not because she’s ready for kids, but because she’s not ready for consequences. Used to preserve fertility while living her “Hot Girl CEO” phase uninterrupted by commitment, stability, or a man with a 401(k).

Origins:

First coined by Miami Man, a sharp-tongued AI entrepreneur and content creator from Brickell, who once described an ex as:

“An egg freezer — she iced her ovaries and ghosted me for a yoga retreat in Tulum.”

The term was later borrowed and amplified by Coach Greg Adams (CGA) on his podcast, where it became a staple phrase used to describe modern dating dynamics, hypergamy, and women “kicking the accountability can down the road.”

Traits of an Egg Freezer:

Has a vision board and zero intention of sharing it
Says “the universe will provide” instead of “I have a plan”
Goes to therapy to talk about a guy she met on Raya
Calls herself “emotionally unavailable” like it’s a badge of honor

Other Names:

Freeze Queen
Fertility-on-Flex Mode
The Human Snooze Button
The Biohacker Barbie

See also:

Hot Girl Sabbatical
Delulu Season
Brickell Manifestation Babe
Soft Launch Dating
"She just turned 30 and dropped 20 grand to freeze her eggs. Says she’s focused on healing and traveling. Bro, she’s a certified egg freezer."
by themiamiman June 23, 2025
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baking an egg loaf

A term used in first person shooter games, in which a player gets zero kills and multiple deaths.
Half way thru the game ClayMation was baking an egg loaf with a KD of 0&9 and really hurting the teams chances.
by Biginuf2500 July 22, 2016
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The Egg Breath

A sexual practice where the receiver farts into the givers mouth and then blown back into said receivers face.
Similar to the Egg Cup but with your mouth.
“I was going down on this girl and she farted in mouth, so I gave her The Egg Breath”
by MasterPainAKABetty August 12, 2021
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anti-egg

hes an egg
i am anti-egg
i hate him
by eggiegod June 10, 2021
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Scrambled eggs

The act of holding on your piss to your limit and then proceed to edge yourself to be able to release a wonderful mixture of piss and semen inside of your bros asshole. You then let it ferment for a few minutes and now you can cook and eat it.
Hey my best bro, wanna eat some scrambled eggs with me ? (subliminal message)
by Grigni August 16, 2024
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