scrotum dance

Scrotum Dance is when you squat so slightly while naked untill you have a bonner without toching your penis. After that keep squatting utill your cock keeps tapping your ball sack and turns you on. (Getting other people to flop around you cock for you works too!) Some say it helps sooth the mind of all IRL thoughts, and replaces them with sexual thoughts.

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by JackkyJK69 October 17, 2013

one-legged dance

A slang term used for male masturbation.

I'm ready to kick my roommate out, I caught him doing the one-legged dance in the shower again.

by Nachtein February 14, 2012

dancing with the weasel

to have sex
wild rough sex

my girlfriend is totally going to be dancing with the weasel tonight

by phersephone.aphrodite March 31, 2012

D-Dance

Aim your face at about 60 degrees upward towards a camera and then you squint your eyes and do duck lips while you do a peace sign.

Friend:"Ready to b-boy man?"
You:"Naw, I'm ready to D-DANCE"
Friend:"Wtf are you camwhoring?"
You:"No, I'm D-Dancing."

by Jto August 1, 2012

The Wank Dance

A dance, similar to the mashed potato dance, but used by young women who think a wank is a type of dance. To do the dance, you simply smack your fists on top of each other.

Sara: Hey, you wankin'?
Sion: Um..No. I'm doing the mashed potato dance.
Sara: Aren't they like..the same thing?
Sion: You're wank, you know that?
Sara: Yup! *Begins to do The Wank Dance*

by The Wiggles kids August 24, 2012

Riverjizz dance

a dance that one does due to sexual excitement over someone or something, similar to the river dance with Michael Flatley.

Have you seen Phil's Riverjizz Dance? uh uh uh!!!

by Dr SAS November 8, 2011

Backyard Dance

The etiquette and protocol of moving through a densely crowded yard.

The Pine Brook people can do the backyard dance better than the Liberty Heights people. In Liberty Heights we were stuck in one place all night.

by silverseal September 19, 2011