Dad

Who?

Son: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: The store son.
Son: When will you be back?
Dad: 20 minutes.
5 years later...

by Fingerblaster42069 May 17, 2019

Dad

Left, never coming back

Dad went to the store to get milk and never came back

by PICKLE NUGGS February 25, 2021

My dad

Some guy name Rick who is a mixed dued who wasn't in my life until I was 16

My dad: sorry kiddo I haven't been in your life

Me: whatever

by The teen parent May 21, 2021

Hot Dad

the definition of Hot Dad is landon seif; a very hot guy. hot dad is being defined as a big hot guy who you want

did you see that landon seif over there he is such a Hot Dad

by holl123 January 1, 2019

Dad

That damn hot guy you see when walking down the street. A.K.A eye candy. Not to be confused with your own father.

Friend1: Did you see that picture of Shawn Mendes shirtless on his Instagram. He is such a dad!

Friend2: Ya he is so hot in that picture. What a daddy!

by Best gurl Eva December 2, 2018

Dad

Grump old man

Over protected grumpy and loving dad

by Sassy poop November 23, 2021

DAD

DAMN YOU DAD! *STARTS SHAKING FIST WIDLY*

MY DAD ATE MY CHAIR

by anonymous July 5, 2022