David Ochoa

A Ben askren bum that pulls no females and has long toenails

I can't believe your a David Ochoa

by Crispybola November 22, 2021

david grgic

David grgic is a pseudonym for a guy with big fucking balls, its quite common that the balls get blown up when he tries to use them.

Boy 1: Hey have you heard about the new david grgic?
Boy 2: No, what or who is that?
Boy 1: Its the new guy with big fucking balls.
Boy 2: Oh yeah right! The ones that blew up yesterday!
Boy 1: Yes lol!

by JakkeThunz February 21, 2018

David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive

Did you hear? David just jumped the border!

by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023

David

Is a literal fucking faggot

That dude is such a David.

by Cumondavid December 6, 2021

smart david

A person that is very smart named David

Smart David is smarter than you think

by ______-___ April 7, 2019

David Hicks

David Hicks is a person who doesn’t have any friends and who also struggles to get a love partner. They are someone who goes for younger women/men and gets called a nonce a lot. They are also know as Finn Tilstone.

Hey, you David Hicks

by Kieran knapp August 6, 2019

Lines of David

The “V” lines between the thigh and the abdomen.

An Inguinal Crease

Follow the Lines of David to the promised land

by BurntPear May 28, 2019