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Learing Center

**Learing Center** (n., slang, internet meme term, circa late 2025):

A satirical or derogatory reference to a supposedly legitimate childcare, early education, or autism services facility — often allegedly Somali-owned in Minnesota — that receives millions in government funding while showing clear signs of being a fraudulent shell operation.

Key characteristics in the meme usage:
- The business name or sign famously misspells "learning" as **"learing"** (as in the viral "Quality Learing Center" in Minneapolis, which reportedly collected ~$4 million in taxpayer funds despite appearing empty, having blacked-out windows, no visible children, and dozens of state violations).
- Implies obvious incompetence, lack of oversight, or deliberate scam indicators (e.g., no kids on site, evasive staff, misspelled signage) that somehow evade detection and continue raking in public money.
- Ties into broader allegations of multi-billion-dollar welfare/daycare fraud schemes in Minnesota's Somali community, exposed in viral videos and investigations around December 2025.

The term plays on the blatant misspelling as proof the operation is too sloppy (or boldly fraudulent) to be real, while highlighting perceived failures in government fraud prevention. It's become a quick shorthand in online discussions for "ghost" or front companies in the scandal.

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Example in context: "Bro set up a Learing Center, got $2M in grants, and dipped — the eyes, Chico, they never leared."
by learing center December 29, 2025
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26 Cents

She sat alone on a bus out of Beaumont
The courage of just 18 years
A penny and quarter were taped to a letter
And momma's goodbye in her ears
She watched as her high school faded behind her
And the house with the white picket fence
Then she read the note that her momma had wrote
Wrapped up with 26 cents
When you get lonely, call me
Anytime at all and I'll be there with you, always
Anywhere at all
There's nothing I've got that I wouldn't give
And money is never enough
Here's a penny for your thoughts
A quarter for the call
And all of your momma's love
A penny and a quarter buys a whole lot of nothing
Taped to an old wrinkled note
And when she didn't have much she had all momma's love
Inside that old envelope
When you get lonely, call me
Anytime at all and I'll be there with you, always
Anywhere at all
There's nothing I've got that I wouldn't give
And money is never enough
Here's a penny for your thoughts
A quarter for the call
And all of your momma's love
Oh it's been years since momma's been gone
But when she holds the coins she feels her love just as strong
When you get lonely, call me
Anytime at all
And I'll be there with you
Always
Anywhere at all
There's nothing I got that I wouldn't give
And money is never enough
Here's a penny for your thought
A quarter for the call
And all of your mamas love
Here's a penny for your thoughts
A quarter for the call
And all of your mamas love

26 Cents
by Txorromorro December 30, 2025
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reverse centaur

A machine that uses a human being as its assistant.

A reverse centaur can occur when companies force workers to use technology in ways that make their lives worse. For example, a worker might be forced to use AI to generate absurd amounts of comment that he cannot reasonably review but is still held accountable for the result of the AI. The worker cannot keep up at the pace of the technology but is there to be blamed for failures.

This is in contrast to a human being that uses a machine as an assistant (a “centaur”). In this case workers get to decide when and how to use the technology to their benefit and satisfaction.
The software engineer hated being a reverse centaur.
by exegete_ January 5, 2026
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the nikkis sports centre

the feaky building that is gonna be knocked down where that kool soft play is and the crappy candy machines. plus the staff are really mean!
"wayhey this place is so crap"
by hugh January 9, 2004
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stainer of the century

a person who is found on the side walk smeared all over the place. usually brown in other word a shit stain of the century.
"holy fuk
"what
"that dog has a puffy tail
"oh yeah and that blak fulla is a stainer of the century!!
by george tony October 30, 2004
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International Welcome Center

Any man or woman who opens their hearts (legs) wide in greating to all international visitors to a country because they can't get enough of that sweet sweet exotic poontang.
Lindsey and Felicia make up the University's official International Welcome Center.
by Sarahz December 26, 2007
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Duke Baking Centre

Large oven used in the Subway chain for baking bread.
Viktor, can you put twelve Hearty Italians in the Duke Baking Centre please?
by TheThankYouBin March 12, 2009
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