A Scottish Can Can is a regional dialect version of the term Can Can.
The term Can Can is used to describe a person whom says they can do something even knowing you know they will ultimately fail.
The Scotish variety is used only against a Scottish person.
The term Can Can is used to describe a person whom says they can do something even knowing you know they will ultimately fail.
The Scotish variety is used only against a Scottish person.
Corey : I can beat you lot at videogames any day of the week.
(Proceeds to lose at the videogames)
Cris : corey you are such a Scottish Can Can
(Proceeds to lose at the videogames)
Cris : corey you are such a Scottish Can Can
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Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.
"I cannot pay you online."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
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