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New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.
I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.
by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024
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beer can race

A casual, think flash mob of boats, sailboat race where all are welcome to enter. First one back in wins….bragging rights! Often the race is out toward some point/buoy/rock/etc for a set time, then you u-turn (wherever you are) and race back to finish at the starting line, so everyone has an even chance to come in first.
“If you need an excuse to get your Laser out sailing, there’s a Beer Can Race at Spirit Lake, 1:00pm every Sunday.”
by WCfields September 14, 2022
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Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.
Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer
by InternetMeme May 20, 2022
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sour beer

Sour beer is a beer style newly appreciated by males who are in love with their femininity. They usually taste red fruits and are very sweet. Basically taste like sour candies. The type of person who love it is usually a 30 yo male which look like he is 21 and wear girls skinny jeans.
Look this guy, I’ve seen him leaving the local beer shop with 50$ of girls sour beer.
by Sourbeer July 19, 2018
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Normal Beer

What Norm wants.
I'm the Old Norm; I want Normal Beer!
by Koraichu July 18, 2024
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New Beers Eve

The night of new years eve when many beers are consumed. This should be the day of the year when the most beers are drunken then all.
Andrew: "Drink up its New Beers Eve."

Bryan: "ahhg dubblefrunk shhhpppfff (drunk mumbo jumbo)"
by Secret Spy Club December 17, 2010
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beer bellied woodnt pecker

A description of an unsightly woman who no man is attracted to.
Person A: "Hey, look at that beer bellied woodnt pecker!"
Person B: "Uggh! Why did you tell me to look at that?!?"
by mantha6057 January 17, 2009
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