gassin beers

Just flat out chugging or crushing beers

Bro, I was gassin beers last night and got completely tore up!

by Brosephguay May 8, 2018

Beer Sheared

The end result of getting very drunk in the company of persons who happen to possess some form of razor or other hair-removing device.

"Drake, what happened to your hair?"

"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."

by fork my eye August 25, 2009

Pants beer

Noun: A beer that is; has already been; or that eventually will be poured down your pants in sheer epicness.

Verb:Pouring a chilly frothy brew down ya trousers.

Dude, I could go for a pants beer right about now.

Did you see Liam's pants beer? It was awesome!

by TD126 December 11, 2023

Root beer float

A blow job from Scott F. in a bowling alley men’s room.

That root beer float really hit the spot.

by anonymous November 19, 2020

fratty beers

A phrase used to describe something with ample amounts of raftusism. This phrase is heard commonly at frat party’s, college dorms, kick backs, and other functions.

Todd: “Bro Sebastians had like 16 stellas tonight he’s fucking blackout”
Chad: “No fucking way buddy that’s so fratty beers”

by BigBlair55 August 22, 2021

Accessory beer

Buying 1 beer at the bar and leaving it in your hand for the rest of the night because your super broke but don't want to be at the bar empty handed

Man I blew all my money first semester so I'm just gonna rock an accessory beer tonight

by Dax Thompson February 5, 2025

Residential Beer Goggles

When any house, apartment, condo, car, hospital or underside of a bridge looks like an ideal place to move into due only to having an incredibly miserable home life or are simply living in a shit hole.

"We've got to help my buddy out, bro. He's got the Residential Beer Goggles--he was talking about how great it would be to live on the subway."

by T0NYALPHA February 20, 2017