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Musket Ball

A musket ball is a small lead ball fired from a primitive gun called a musket and is quite possibly the deadliest fucking thing known to mankind. These little killers are FAR larger than a modern military round (the caliber of 5.56 NATO is .22 while the caliber of a Brown Bess musket is FUCKING .75). If you compare being shot by a modern rifle to being stabbed by a knife, then bring hit by a musket ball is being stabbed by a fucking fist. What makes these little fucking murderers so deadly are the fact that they are large and slow projectiles, like a small cannon. Records from the American Civil War show limbs that have been blown clean off from the torso and exit wounds the size of grapefruits. Possibly the most brutal and badass innovation of warfare ever designed (as long as you don't get hit by one).
Continental Army Soldier #1: Holy shit, Ben was shot by a musket ball!
Continental Army Soldier #2: Where'd his fucking head go?
by SteveHarvYeet April 17, 2019
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Ball stain

The salty ball sweat stain found on month old under wear worn by teenage skallies
by Next doors cat June 28, 2016
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Spank Balls

A sport in which someone (the spoof) throws a latex glove filled with water up to 2-5 people who have to catch it in their pants to accumulate a point. First to 3 points wins
Hey, do you want to go play some Spank Balls
by Drake Foley March 19, 2020
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bob balls

when is so hot outside, that your balls start to sag and sweat.
"man it's so hot outside, I think I have bob balls".
by robmarvin November 23, 2021
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Ball washer

A man who sucks up to the boss to try to get ahead at or keep their job. The ballwasher will stop at nothing to keep their job and all morals go out the window. The term BALLWASHER is especially wide spread in the philadelphia area trade unions where bum tradesman who suck at their job will ball wash with a smile.
Guy #1: Yo bro, did you see dave bring donuts and coffee in for john this morning?

Guy #2: Yea what a hard core ball washer!
by Taggdawg September 16, 2018
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Out the balls

Means the exact same thing as out the ass, except it's balls, not ass.
Dude, that match had hackers out the balls, son!

We had to take tests out the balls that day.
by NarooN October 4, 2009
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Reece ball

This guy isn’t black he is like Reece ball
by Harvey Davis AKA gay davis January 2, 2019
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