sour beer

Sour beer is a beer style newly appreciated by males who are in love with their femininity. They usually taste red fruits and are very sweet. Basically taste like sour candies. The type of person who love it is usually a 30 yo male which look like he is 21 and wear girls skinny jeans.

Look this guy, I’ve seen him leaving the local beer shop with 50$ of girls sour beer.

by Sourbeer July 19, 2018

Beer and Ice Lasagna

When you expertly pack a cooler with layers of ice and beer cans to go fishin'

Gonna go down to the river and bring the beer and ice lasagna!

by TayterTot107 April 2, 2023

tonsil beer

when a guy nuts down your throat

"Im going to give her a tonsil beer"

by yoindiindi February 10, 2017

Maddison beer

Lengest girl who ever existed on this world

Dude she’s so pretty

Yh but she’s no Maddison beer

by Simmmmppp July 30, 2021

Two beer jail

The alcohol limit imposed after getting too drunk around your friends.

Friend 1: Yo want to take a shot?
Friend 2: Can’t, I am in two beer jail after last weekend.

by captainkirkland October 28, 2023

Beer Friday

The best night to have a beer or 2. Either it be by yourself or with a couple of buddies.
A beer or 2 can usually turn into 8 or 9 but there is nothing wrong with that because it’s a Friday.

It’s almost Beer Friday!

by Haveabeerhaveaday October 24, 2023

Emotional beer goggles

The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.

M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.

S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.

by SparklyCupcake June 22, 2012