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chapstick wood sandwich

After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.
After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.
by DontUseMyRealName69 June 9, 2016
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clubhouse sandwich

when you're laying in bed between two six-year olds
i had a clubhouse sandwich last night with Timmy and Billy
by oilbaron999 April 20, 2016
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Human Centipede Sandwich

A sexual experiment gone terribly right, the human centipede sandwich is done when performing a 69 in a stacked up three-way
"Bro I heard Hannahs a freaky, like three way freaky"

"Damn wouldn't see that in her"

"Dude rumor is she got stacked up with a friend to 69 in a human centipede sandwich"
"Let's get HER number!"
by get arrested May 9, 2016
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jersey sandwich

A woman giving Chris Christie a blowjob while having delicious Jersey tomatoes shoved up her ass.
"I sure could go for a Jersey sandwich right now."
by Trenton Badboy October 5, 2016
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Ice Cream Sandwich

When two people slather eachother in ice cream, and fuck while it melts in the middle, making an ice cream sandwich
Brandi and Mason got the bed messy when they made an ice cream sandwich.
by Zolman September 21, 2016
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sandwich seeker

An individual who frequents Emergency Rooms with non medical or illegitimate reasons. Usually a homeless individual who misuses Emergency Room and / or Emergency Services daily for the purpose of getting fed or attention seeking with demanding and demeaning overtones. Also known in the medical community as a frequent flyer.
Nurse 1: "Oh no that Sandwich Seeker is back in the ER."
by MadMax808 September 7, 2016
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Sandwich

code for a joint--- good for using in texting
Hey lets meet later and have a sandwich.
by mbsaysso September 7, 2016
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