National fuck your best friend day

A day where your best friend cant say no to have sex gay, and straight

John: Hey best friend
Ashley: Hey whats up?
John: Its National Fuck your Best friend day
Ashley: Ok lets do it

by PRINCEMEL10234 June 08, 2021

I fucked your mom shit lips

When Lightning McQueen fucked your mom and made her cheeks go clap.

Connor: I fucked your mom shit lips.
Greg: *cries but in big sad mood*

by Da real Lightning McQueen November 05, 2019

National fuck your Italian Girl Day

On November the 13rd, you have to fuck your girlfriend, if she‘s italian.

Olli: Oh shit its November the 13th. National Fuck Your Italian Girl Day. Gotta smash my italian girl.

by IHateIndianPpl223 November 12, 2019

National fuck your math teacher day

November 17th is National fuck your math teacher day. So go ahead and do it.

Abby: omg did you really fuck him?

Larisa: yea duh it's National fuck your math teacher day why wouldn't I?

by Have a great day 😌 November 16, 2020

National fuck your best friend day

November 27th

Hey bestie you wanna fuck ? It’s national fuck your best friend day!

by Jenrndudje November 15, 2021

National fuck your math teacher day

November 18th is National fuck your math teacher day. So just go ahead.

Abby: omg did you actually fuck our math teacher?

Larisa : uh yea? Why wouldn't I? It's National fuck your math teacher day today!

by Have a great day 😌 November 16, 2020

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 09, 2020