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May all yer turtles hae' three heids

This is a traditional Scottish saying in rural Stirlingshire which means as it sounds in English 'May your turtles have 3 heads'. It is a phrase typically used by those who aim to wish a person a deep sleep. It is unclear of the origins of the phrase, especially as there are no wild turtles in Scotland and Stirlingshire has no coast, however it may have originated when Scotland was a driving force of the commonwealth.
"I'm aff tae bed now, cheery ho"
"Aright then, May all yer turles hae' three heids"
"Thanks pal, and yae tae"

May all yer turtles hae' three heids
by Ayeknowaboutscotland July 26, 2014
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A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.
Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
by DuBois April 7, 2006
mugGet the If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?mug.

yers

yers is a term used by sweats when they make a clutch game-play in a video game.
YERS!!! I JUST COMBO-ED THIS LITTLE MONKE!!!
by PlurpledIsBum December 4, 2023
mugGet the yersmug.

oh yer

when you have a stupid friend that makes a dumb comment and you want to say oh Jesus Christ but you say oh yer instead
or when you say a sarcastic comment oh yer.
justin didn't make this saying oh yer
by Jesus or becca kreist June 18, 2015
mugGet the oh yermug.

’tain yer brain

Do something intellectually fun. (Short for “entertain your brain.”)
You need to ’tain yer brain, bro.
by SawHat66 February 28, 2023
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Yer Ma

yer ma is a come back to crappy english ned's tryin to slag u off
ur a fuckin gay boy ... a weel sos yer ma
by Aaroon baxt March 11, 2004
mugGet the Yer Mamug.

yah yer

An excited expression for being in the zone of a hyped moment
I found a bag of uncut diamonds on the moon beneath Emma Stone.

Yah yer!
by CackoHole November 9, 2011
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