wtf

Wtf can mean the more common "what the fuck" but, can also mean "what the fudge". This is more helpful if parents are around.

1.guy 1: BANANA
guy2: wtf are you on mate?

2. dude1:dont swear my moms here..
dude2: (what the fudge)wtf man..? why not?

by im'an'emo'girl October 20, 2008

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wtfs

Acronym for "What The Fucks" a noun form of wtf referring to situations of great bewilderment, stupidness or nonsense. Normally, not a positive situation.

All that's on TV these days is a bunch of wtfs. There's no quality news, tv programs or anything of use being aired.

by ddab007 February 28, 2012

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"Daddy, what does wtf mean???"

"UMMM. IT MEANS WEDNESDAY< THURSDAY<FRIDAY, of course."

"OH> Ok then...cuz someone was smashing someone else's car, and the guy was like: "WTF man!!!!"

"Yeah. He was just telling him that he would see him next wednesday, thursday, and friday. that's all...."

by ummm. totally man!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 4, 2010

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wtf

"what the fuck?"
You are not allowed to be employed or in school if you say it because your saying what the fuck shows a complete lack of regard for what is taking up your attention, time, etc.

"What did he say that got him fired?" she asked.
"WTF." was the answer.

by EvaLissens September 20, 2009

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What The Fuck?
Who The Fuck?

wtf is that guy??
wtf, is this for real?!?

by SE7EN S1NS May 9, 2010

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wtf

wtf stands for Where's the Fudge?

Sources: I asked my Grandma what wtf was because someone said that to me on msn and she kindly replied "Wheres the Fudge?"

Grandma wtf? Are you hiding it again? I hope its not mouldy

by GrandmasBoy123 April 4, 2011

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