wtf

Wtf can mean the more common "what the fuck" but, can also mean "what the fudge". This is more helpful if parents are around.
1.guy 1: BANANA
guy2: wtf are you on mate?

2. dude1:dont swear my moms here..
dude2: (what the fudge)wtf man..? why not?
by im'an'emo'girl September 01, 2008
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