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Cock Wrangler

1. homosexual
2. any male who wrestles with his penis (e.g. trying to urinate with an erection)
Rick: Don's a cock wrangler!

Mick: Are you sure?

Rick: Yeah, I was trying to piss with a boner this norning, & Don jumped in there to help me aim steady. . .

Mick: I did warn you not to take him as a flatmate.

Rick: You're right; I'm even thinking to make him start sleeping in his own bed
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 21, 2017
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Tard Wrangler

Etymology - Pre 1997 Charles Moxham working in the Kitchen at the Radisson Hotel in Madison Wisconsin. A woman from the Wisconsin Department of Workforce Development, Support Employment Program would bring 5-6 placed individuals to come in once a week to perform cleaning operations where they would meaner around the kitchen for one half hour disrupting the staff before being herded out into a van before heading to their next destination.
Here come's that Tard Wrangler again. Oh great I'm going out back and take a smoke break.
by Marion Del Gato January 11, 2025
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Dangler Wrangler

A person who loves to grab penis
Hey what happened toyou last night?
Oh I ran into a dangler wrangler. I barely slept
by Jfredrick November 13, 2016
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dangle wrangler

Grabbing a hold of another guys cock and shoving it in your mouth
by preacher69 November 4, 2014
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Real Rope wrangler

1. A derogatory term used synonymously with a****** Or jerk.
2. Double Autundra referring to hand jobs. Can refer to someone who is bad or good at hand jobs
" She had the hands Of an arm wrestler she was a real rope Wrangler"

" Dawg she so good with her hands she a real rope wrangler "
" chuck's a real rope wrangler for cutting our pay"
by Jonniecack June 7, 2022
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Bream Wrangler

When you go fishing for Carp but all you can catch is bream
“Hey Carlo how have you caught all those bream, this is a carp only lake”

Why can’t you be more like Matt? He’s not a massive Bream wrangler like you!
by Ei141RC December 15, 2021
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Tuna Wrangler

A man who is definitely not a virgin, is 'getting some' or likes to sleep women...lots of them
Guy 1: Did you see Joe? He slept with everyone, even Tina!
Guy 2: I know, he's such a Tuna Wrangler.
by Courty September 3, 2007
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