woody (name)

man thot of the century. enjoys pointy bras with lace

girl 1: ugh Woody (name) is in my math class
girl 2: ew that man thot? disgustang,,

by lilthot42 September 18, 2018

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Woody

A well known challenge in West Yorkshire to stay awake for 4 days then sleep for 22hours straight. Only rule must wear £3 clothes

I feel brilliant I managed a woody

by Stiner wild July 8, 2024

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work woody

Getting an erreciton at work

Person 1: wow there are a lot of hot girls In today
Person 2: yeah I've got a work woody

by LewyLew July 13, 2017

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Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.

Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

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