waving my dick in the wind

Looking stupid or dumb.

"Did you see Tom, he forgot his lines and just stood there waving his dick in the wind"

"You just left me there, I was there all alone waving my dick in the wind"

by cockshitballs August 4, 2007

Windows Shitsta

A new slang of Windows Vista.

Windows vista is shit, the worst operating system, and it has a mind of it's own.

Shit + Windows Vista= Windows Shitsta

No, it's not Windows Vista, it's Windows Shitsta!

by Mysta D May 12, 2009

Baltimore Wind

When a girl/guy is giving you a rim job and you blow some ass gas in her/his face.

"Too funny" Manny said to Chico "Last night Vannessa was eating my ass and I let go with some Baltimore Wind!".

Todd decided to go to far south on me last night so I gave him some Baltimore Wind to get him back into the right place.

by Mr. Crumby January 13, 2006

window to weight gain

When the paper wrapping around a fatty item of food (traditionally, a fish-based item such as fish and chips or a fish sandwich) turns translucent due to having absorbed a large amount of grease.

"If you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain."

by Zerotime January 22, 2009

Windows Error

The most common occurrence in the universe besides sex.

That's the 43rd time you told me, Windows. Shut the fuck up about windows errors.

by Arori4 August 6, 2010

Xbox Widow

a girlfriend or wife who is denied sex because of video gaming addiction

I've become a Xbox Widow because I offered David head, sex or even ass sex and he refused sex with me because he was gaming to many times to count and I need some sex badly.

by sir_twisted_hick January 7, 2010

Kentucky wind tunnel

This is when you insert your nose inside a girls pussy and blow air out your nose until she queefs it back out onto your face.

You should have seen my hair after I gave that chick a Kentucky wind tunnel last night.

by Jack-Meholf July 27, 2010