Pull a Wilson

To stay in bed.

Derived from legendary Beach Boy Brian Wilson, who reputedly stayed in bed for three years during an unsavory bout of drug-induced depression.

Employee A: How come you haven't been to work in 3 days?

Employee B: I got bombed on the weekend and had to pull a wilson.

by Django Jim August 14, 2010

Damien Wilson

Handsome, Considerate, Sexy, Kind, Caring, Giving, Gorgeous, Compassionate, beautiful, peaceful, lovely, and basically one of the nicest men I have ever had the pleasure to meet.

The closest to flawless I have ever known.

by Anonymous January 8, 2005

dirty wilson

A dirty wilson has been committed when you snort cocaine off a hooker's taint.

Yeah dammit, we were just sitting there and he bent that whore over and gave her a dirty wilson. Right in the bar, it was unbelievable.

by Creamy Beaver July 6, 2004

Owen Wilson

The Owen Wilson is a celebrity inspired sexual position, doable by any number of people or genders. It requires one person to be kneeling on the ground in a blow job position, while the other person inserts an ass-to-ass dildo within their rectum. With the remaining length of the dildo, the person then spins around and slaps the kneeling individual, then jams the dildo through their eye.

This is also known as the Brazilian Wax Attack or the "Anal-Eyeball-Rape."

Joe-Beth: Did you hear!? Did you hear?!
Papi: No, what Joe-Beth?
Joe-Beth: Father Thomas was excommunicated for pulling an Owen Wilson on three choir boys...
Papi: Mary, Jesus and Joseph! I hope you didn't wax them afterwards...

by Cockdriller March 11, 2010

Woodrow Wilson

The term used for a throbbing hard penis that is so hard it needs its own name.

I have such the Woodrow Wilson that, that chick across the street's pager went off

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

Patrick Wilson

The original and current drummer of weezer.

I bet Patrick Wilson gets more pussy than the S.P.C.A.

by Patrick Lewis May 13, 2005

Blaine Wilson

Blaine Wilson is a five-time National Champion in gymnastics who made three Olympic Teams (1996, 2000, 2004) and is the sexiest man to ever lay foot onto this world, and into a leotard. He hails from Columbus, Ohio, and is the acclaimed gymnastic "rebel with a cause," that cause being to be the best that he can be. And to wear a sexy tongue ring in competition and bear tattoos, which in gymnastics, is taboo and a major no-no. His best events are the still rings, vault, and highbar. The beginning of his third and final Olympic season began with a torn bicep. Though in America he was one of the most dominating forces on the National Team, he had yet to medal outside in a World or Olympic competition. His sights were set on Athens, Greece as being his last and only hope. His injury occured in late February at the Visa American Cup while performing an iron cross on the still rings. To everyone else but him, it was a career-ending injury. He vowed he'd be back in time, no matter what. He went on to make the Olympic Team in August after many months of rehab, and achieved his dream of winning a silver medal in the team competition. Blaine Wilson remains one of the most popular American athletes because he is sexy, he is brave, and he defeated the odds when they were set against him.

I saw gymnastics on TV the other day, and that Blaine Wilson guy his hot.

by Aleksas Trotter July 24, 2007