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Wigglemuff 

A person who acts amazingly stupid in the most hyper active ways. Most people who are like this will have lack of sugar intake or people who get easy sugar rushes. If you think you know someone who is a Wigglemuff the main symptoms are: 1. They act really daft at random moments 2. They will have a history of anger issues 3. And finally they will act out no matter what the situation.
"Man that guy was totally hyper last night, but he was acting really stupid at the same" "Yeah he was being a total Wigglemuff"
Wigglemuff by SlyBaconJr February 16, 2013
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Wiggle Flapper 

The absolute correct answer to any argument.
Sam: No, Guy, Narwhals are real!
Guy: WIGGLE FLAPPER
Sam: Im going to shave off your mother's ass hair, roll it up into a blunt, and make you smoke it

Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle 

1. A song loved by almost all.
2. The worst sexy dance move and man can and will do for their woman
Last night she asked me to dance for her. So i put on her favorite song "Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle" and danced for her. She wont stop laughing

wigglefiggle 

a wigglefiggle is when you are trying to wiggle a peice of shit out of your ass hole.
oh man are you going to wigglefiggle?!

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Wiggle my pillow

ā€œwiggle my pillow I’m thirstyā€
Wiggle my pillow by Jfsc November 4, 2018

Wiggle Space 

The extra space in your pants that allow for your stomach to expand after a large meal.
Lidia: "OOF. I am so full."
Daniela: "OOF. I know right we ate too much sushi. Good thing I have some wiggle space!"
Wiggle Space by FixedDruck September 23, 2019

Wiggy in my Viggy 

When a weird penis that is not erect is just wiggling in a vagina.
Some dude: I'm not erect but I wanna be inside you yet.

Some thot: Wiggy in my Viggy?

Some dude: Yes