Wesley

A really white kid who is very annoying but you still tolerate him because he sometimes gives you snacks, and looks just like you, and is always talking about how important his dad is and how that makes him important too

Person 1: "That guy is so annoying"
Person 2: "Oh yeah that is Wesley"
Person 1:" That makes sense

by TheRealpoopiscoopi February 12, 2020

A Wesley

A broke friend that has no money ever and always comes out with a fiver

He will never want to pay for anything

Your being a Wesley

by She hood October 27, 2022

Wesley

A Zeus god who has a big 7 incher, hilarious, and loves men.

Boy 1: is that wesley?
Wesley: yeah it’s me baby
Boy 2; OH MY GOD

by gavin dick sucker aka wesley March 11, 2022

Elise Wesley

The bomb, the prettiest girl around, sticks up for all her mates & is awesome :D Also, she should give Ellen cookies ;) GO ELISE WESLEY <3

person one: Omg, Elise is sooo hot
Person two: oh, i know ;) i so wish there were more Elise Wesleys around

by Ellemjo December 7, 2010

Wesley Bruce

Wesley Bruce is the most awesome person you will EVER meet in you ENTIRE life. He’s intelligent,caring and sweet. Plus won’t break your heart are purpose like other guys. If he breaks up with you it’s for a very good reason. Plus his humor and looks are worth a million dollars. Ily 🥰❤️

Girl 1: Omfg he’s so mine!
Girl 2: NO MINEEE!
Me (his gf): Uhm hell no back off!
Girl 999: Omfg he’s totally a Wesley Bruce
Wesley Bruce: awesome guy to be around

by Brook Nunya December 8, 2018

Wesley

The type of person who loves being outdoors. They are kind to everyone and say hello to each person that walks past them. They have this side smile that makes you blush like crazy. Wesleys are the most patient and lovable dorks you’ll meet. A tree that you will definitely want to climb.

Do you have a knife? No but Im sure Wesley is prepared.

by Sweetheart honey August 29, 2022

Pulling a Wesley

Building a whole criminal record of hate crimes primarily targeting African American and south of the border type people leading you to 30 years in SUPERMAX prison

My neighbor just burnt a cross on my lawn he’s lowkey Pulling a Wesley

by naughtyrascaldeviant87 May 1, 2024