Jean Weenie Jerker

A highly accomplished woman who specializes in hand jobs while multitasking, i.e., cooking dinner, text messaging, housework, painting, sketching.

Wow, that bitch can multitask like nobody's business. She is a regular "Jean Weenie Jerker."

by Nasty Netters July 3, 2008

Symph Weenie

a person who thinks that progressive rock music begins and ends with Genesis and Yes. They do not acknowledge other styles of progressive rock music such as Zeuhl, Canterbury, Jazz Rock or Avant Rock. They think that Genesis and Yes are superior to all other music in the history of sound.

Joe Blow doesn't like the Mahavishnu Orchestra; he's a died in the wool Symph Weenie.

by PROGMAN1 January 27, 2019

Beanie Weenie

A condom filled with beans

I couldn’t find my dildo last night, so I just used the beanie weenie

by BunnyBoiBitch September 15, 2019

wackin weener

when he whips it around in the air before sex. he slaps your face with that shit & slaps your ass. it stings against your skin & he groans when they collide. after being whipped around for so long his cum gets all creamed up in his nuts like every little sperm cell was just vibin' in a blender gettin' all creamy. he shoves that shit into your drippin' grandma cooch & it burns. no lube, just straight & dry. you share stds for hours & hours. at the end of this kind of sex you'll insides will be so stirred up & creamified, you will never be the same. & that bitch will have a road rash on his dick for years.

zoro: man i just want chad to put his wackin weener into my dry ass virgin cooch & open me up like never before
theodore: or i could do that
zoro: shut the fuck up you dumb fat fuckin' ugly ass lump tard go shove a dead bird up your ass

by flappy_cooch_69 April 25, 2020

brown weenie

When the Big Brown Phallic member of Big UPS descends from the Corporate Heaven takes time out of its day to specifically fuck you in the ass.

Similar to the Marine Corps green weenie.

I’m getting shafted by the big brown weenie

by mewkachoo November 25, 2020

The Weenie

The intoxicated alter ego of resident fat nosed twitch streamer “BruceDropEmOff” The Weenie enters its fully realized and most obnoxious and energetic state whenever he decides to play Call Of Duty and queue up with random people. Bruce has amassed several other alter ego’s such as “raycondones” “Bruce Tiller” the ever so popular “BruceDropEmOff” and the ever so elusive “Bruce Ray Jones”

Oh no this nigga bruce got a bottle in his hand. “The weenie finna come out and reek fucking havoc”

by ZaiOffbeat February 10, 2022

weenie lipper

the rim around the head of the penis that gives the penis that firemans hat look.

I like the way she licked my weenie lipper

by steve April 29, 2003