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weenie war

An intense battle waged by rival gaggles of Doodle Bangers. This war is fought with flaccid weenies as each Doodle Banger thrusts their hips violently towards their opponents helicoptering their Male organs, attempting to batter their opponents until climax is achieved.
Doodle Banger#1: Man I'm sore, that weenie war was so intense I think I dislocated my sphincter.
by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 20, 2020
mugGet the weenie warmug.

little weenie

*their’s a newborn baby

“Aw, you’re a cute little weenie!”

*theres a tiny cactus

*whispers

“Little weenie”
by MomThatsCool August 26, 2019
mugGet the little weeniemug.

teenie weenie

“wow joey bierly has a teenie weenie
by quke June 2, 2021
mugGet the teenie weeniemug.

weenie mobile

a woman that everyone in town wants to get with but who only selects one or 2 partners per year. you have to catch her at the exact right moment. a rare opportunity.
tara is like the weenie mobile. you hear stories of how great it is but very few get to drive it.
by xmama13 October 19, 2017
mugGet the weenie mobilemug.

Weenie Breath

When a girl's breath has the scent of your penis after she performs oral sex on you
Last night I fucked Destiny and she sucked my dick, this morning she had bad weenie breath.

I'm gonna give Courtney weenie breath tonight.

Chris" Damn Destiny you got weenie breath"

Destiny "Oh shit lemme go brush my teeth"
by Long Dick Chris August 15, 2019
mugGet the Weenie Breathmug.

L Weenie

The description of a males genitalia size that is six inches or longer
Hey John, doc just told me that having an L Weenie over the size of 14 is unhealthy and that i should seek medical attention.
by Dr. BigPeen September 9, 2020
mugGet the L Weeniemug.

Austini The Weenie

Aunstini The Weenie is often used to describe a paragraph of a Mexican. Usually, the dude that goes by Austin and with a basic ass the last name like Sanchez. They have a tendency to be gey around guys and females avoid him at all costs. Often touches men's legs. Commonly attempts to correct everything but falls short 99% of the time.
"Look at that Austini The Weenie over there with his gay bose headphones, watching anime"
by AustiniTheWeenieisgay June 11, 2019
mugGet the Austini The Weeniemug.

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