Park Vista

a highschool full of gay furry band kids and the music hall smells like a methane leak all the time. don’t visit, don’t attend, park vista will leave you on your ass doing drugs in an alley, don’t even think abt college.

jeez i wonder if all my efforts for school will allow me to go to college and help me succeed, oh that’s right i attend fucking park vista.

by park vista attender November 22, 2023

Monte Vista High School

Home to the richest people in the san ramon, danville, and blackhawk area. POC are forced into being whitewashed and white people love to act ghetto. All students have their daddy's visa and drive around in expensive cars they got right when they turn 16. a lot of white boys look like they haven't even hit puberty. white boys think they can rap, but no one there has the sense to tell them to give up because their music is absolute garbage. students who attend monte vista own huge mansions and then pretend that they're middle class claiming that they "aren't rich" while they have 2 teslas parked in their driveway. They act as if their life is sooo difficult and then rendezvous at Rome in the summer. girls pretend they're alt indie kids and shop at thrift stores but then go home to their mansion afterwards. the girls are butt-ugly and the guys are the most disgusting looking things you'll ever see. Nobody has an ounce of respect and nobody seems to realize that after highschool they're gonna be hopeless burnouts who failed school and have nothing left to live for as their live at MVHS revolved around a boof ass rapping career, daddy and mommies money, fast cars, hype beast clothes, racism, cringe ass highschool relationships, boof drugs, and fake friends.

GUY #1: bruh did you hear backspace's new drop? he goes to monte vista high school!

GUY #2: yuh was straight garbage. the bitchboy can't rap.

GIRL #1: I'm such a quirky color customizer girl taking tik toks at a thrift store.
GIRL #2: Ava how are you going to pay for all the clothes you picked out?
GIRL# 1: I have my daddies card don't worry about it! *hits puff bar*
GIRL #2: That's monte vista high school girls for ya...

by Danvillian July 16, 2020

rio vista

a place where the fucciest of fuccbois reside to show off there wealth to each other

Yo ima buy some of that v-bucks whenever i want because i live in rio vista

by fortnite season 4 June 1, 2018

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 24, 2025

vista-ruptions

When your Vista's:

a) Internet Explorer stops working for no apparent reason, and then your internet turns to crap for the next approaching 1 - 3 days

or,

b) takes an uncomfortably long amount of time to log in, only to leave you with an "incorrect password" message.

Tom: Why haven't you logged in to Facebook since Monday? They did maintainance, and now it isn't a complete ripoff of Twitter! I can actually stand the UI now!

Dan: Dang vista-ruptions!

by isochronismisms! June 3, 2009

Vista

Some small ass city that's pretty ok to live in and hella foos be tripin and tryna catch a fade for any dumbass reason

VISTA HOMEBOYS GANG FOO

by vistanigga September 17, 2019

Pulled a Vista

To pull a; boner, a mistake, to pull a blunder or error.

To invent or create a software which will leave the party embarrassed and ruins one's integrity in the virtual world.

To be mocked as the person to pull a "fail" similar or greater than Vista

(verb) Pulling a Vista

Call of Duty 4 pulled a Vista with their map packs

by Original Bat Weasel June 10, 2010