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viking metal

Us vikings are going to take over you gothic fuckwits
by Lord Fuck U August 23, 2003
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Viking funeral

when you're fucking your partner doggy style, you light their hair on fire and dunk his/her head in a toilet.
My apartment smelled like pure evil after i gave my girlfriend a viking funeral last night...
by backlashjack February 18, 2011
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vikinged

raped & pillaged: i.e. what Vikings did.
"sports team A got vikinged by sports team b in that match over the weekend, what a walk-over"
by Zhuntr April 13, 2012
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Viking War horn

When a man braids large beads into his beard, inserts them into someones anus, and preforms oral sex on them.
"I gave Stacy the Viking War horn last night, that's why i shaved."
by Lazarus_Coal August 30, 2022
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Virtual Viking

A Virtual Viking is a person who regularly scours the internet for media like music and films and makes no attempt to ask permission for these wares and downloads them very non-chalantly. This activity is often illegal but gathers great mutual respect from fellow internet users and the rewards are understood to be a large saving in finances, money which would have otherwise been spent on buying the rights to download such materials.
In simple terms, if you have ever downloaded something that was not meant to be free on the internet, you are a "Virtual Viking"

The origins of the term stem from the scandinavian warriors of olde, Who's main activities during the invasion of a non-viking country were "Raping and Pillaging" the country they were in of its resources. This term is then applied in the above term as the "raping and pillaging" of the internet for digital media.
"Holy Shit dude, you downloaded 11 films by aXXo in one night, and still had enough bandwidth to download every episode of 'Is it a Good Idea To Microwave This?' ?"

"yep...and COD4 was still lag free!"

"youre such a Virtual Viking"
by Kavster92 October 23, 2009
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Viking Chieftain

Omg its a Viking Chieftain lets watch it die to the peasant over there.
by ALEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD October 22, 2020
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viking helmet

When a girl with pigtails is giving you a blow job and right before you're about to cum, you pull her pigtails up, spray all over her hair and let out a nice operatic-viking "Ahhhhhhhh".

With her pigtails up, it looks like she's wearing one of those helmets you'd see in a viking opera.
This cutie was giving me a nice BJ and I just had to finish by giving her a viking helmet.
by AR. September 6, 2008
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