1) "Jimmy you fucking idiot! Why did you fuck my sister you fuck turbo tard!"
2) Michael got hit by a bus and now he is turbo retarded.
2) Michael got hit by a bus and now he is turbo retarded.
by dick_daddy February 17, 2021
by porthos (3) August 03, 2008
The mega stds. Once infected a victim will cry sexual fluids out of their anus. There is no knoe cure and it mostly affects midgets.
by butmincherherpes March 31, 2018
A type of majestic movement that frequently occurs when a person acquires some kind of leg or foot injury. The rhythm in which it often flows, goes with a sort of kick, flop, bounce. It can be perceived as a rather amusing movement, in an ultracrepidarian's eyes. However this cannot be taken lightly, as it is a serious sport in Sweden, and will soon be introduced to the Olympics.
by Ultracrepidarian May 17, 2017
When you need an energy boost and a good ol' regular chicken soup doesn't cut it, you may try adding some speed (amphetamine) to your soup for that EXTRA oomph.
There's also a gourmet turbo soup that uses cocaine instead of amphetamines.
You can also make turbo coffee, turbo choccy milk, turbo anything - just make sure you put enough uppers in it.
There's also a gourmet turbo soup that uses cocaine instead of amphetamines.
You can also make turbo coffee, turbo choccy milk, turbo anything - just make sure you put enough uppers in it.
by svamenzi April 28, 2021
Getting Turbo Hooned with the Lads!!
by TurboHoonedRiz April 04, 2023
A term used for a person who takes being a jagoff to a new level. They amped it up or kicked it into "turbo" charge.
I accidentally dropped my friend's grande, double espresso, vanilla/carmel latte. He went all Turbo Jagoff on me, ranting, raving and swearing even though it's a GIRLY drink anyway!!"
"My asshole boss kicked it into Turbo Jagoff just because I was 15 minutes late for work.
"My asshole boss kicked it into Turbo Jagoff just because I was 15 minutes late for work.
by dinosaurglow June 28, 2011