sass track

Background music in a television program - often emulating a pizzicato playing technique - used to punctuate on-screen dialog that is meant to be interpreted as sassy, ironic, or clever.

They play that annoying sass track whenever the characters are trying to be clever.

by NochimKerker February 27, 2011

London on the track

Hot and spicy diharrea

After the food festival i had bountiful amounts of london on the track

by daddydeals May 15, 2023

track talk

Rumors

That’s nothing but track talk.

by Miss Garcia February 9, 2021

2 track

Any path with 2 tire tracks leading into the woods / fields

I drove my truck on the 2 track on Mrs Smith prooerty

by Shan o mac October 13, 2021

Laugh Track

How bad directors convince themselves that they're funny.

The effects of using a laugh track:

Y-yess... Imm funnyy.... a-aalll those people a-are l-laughing... BAWW HA HA HHAAWWW *cries*

by Mr. Awesome-er September 14, 2009

Grassy Tracks

when a girl gives you the best blowjob. However she does it softly because she has braces. after she sucks your dick, u feel relieved, and jizz in her face. as she opens her mouth, u finally see that u forgot to shave ur pubes and their stuck in her braces.

Oh shit, she had a bad case of grassy tracks last night.

She never brushed the pubes out of her soft mouth, and their sticking out like a 12" dick.

by the funniest fucking person January 31, 2010

Catchet Track

Catchet Track "kâht-chêt" (noun): A catchy ratchet song. Usually a ratchet is on the hook of the song. A song wherein one cannot undoubtedly deny that the song is tasteless, repetitive, and has a blatant disregard for the integrity of women...yet they will still shake their asses in the club just because it has a catchy tune.

(See urban dictionary for ratchet).

Ex: Uncle Luke made most of the Catchet Tracks of the 90's. Make It Rain by Travis Porter is an example of a Catchet Track for 2011.

by SoulLoop March 30, 2011