southern tornado 

When two fat chicks are scissoring on a rotating bed, and they pour maple syrup on eachother

Oh man! i think those to fat chicks are doing the southern tornado

southern tornado by senorchubbs October 9, 2007

golden tornado 

When you piss in a chick's mouth and swirl it around with your cock.

The bitch said she was up for anything so I gave her a golden tornado.

golden tornado by Lord Humongous February 16, 2005

karma tornado

when karma finally comes back around to kick you in the ass and it devastates you beyond belief, this is called a karma tornado. KARMA tornadoes come only to those who deserve them;

The karma tornado finally came down and the feng shui in wendys office couldnt stop the force from kicking her out on her ass.

karma tornado by fort atkinson angel June 25, 2008

Portuguese Tornado 

The portuguese tornado is when someone has a abnormally large tongue and performs counter clockwise rotations causing the labia to become rather arroused. The reason why its called ´the portuguese tornado´is that many portuguese men used this method to greet foreign females hoping for the ultimate goal of penetration later that night.

Jessica was nearly sent into a coma while Tiago welcomed her to the country with a portuguese tornado and because of the powerful tornado later that night he managed to insert Jessica.

Portuguese Tornado by SashaT September 6, 2011

Texas Tornado 

When a male partner takes his female partner and spins her around on his dick like a raging tornado in Texas!

Male: Damnnnnnnn baby! I'm giving you a Texas Tornado tonight!

Female: It better be a good tornado baby! (;

Texas Tornado by Natalie Stump. July 1, 2014

AFK Tornado 

AFK or Away From Keyboard is simply a popular shortening among gamers, However on the also popular IRC Chat. <Zanthis(ALE)> originally started the AFK Tornado craze when he originally set his status as this due to an actual Tornado in 2005. I believe the original quote is posted on Bash.org.

I hope this little background history was helpful, for those Newfags out there its a very "you had to be there moment" type situation.

<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK Tornado

AFK Tornado by Naraic18 July 23, 2009

Bear Tornado 

a tornado full of bears
the severity of a bear tornado is determined by the type of bears in the tornado.
Koalabear lowest - Polarbear highest

The town of Completely Made Up was devistaated by a black bear tornado.

Bear Tornado by DarthNeek September 14, 2011