Textbook Tornado

A nickname given to an Ohio girl who was raised in Philly.

Shes known as a textbook tornado.

by Stinking Lincoln April 17, 2011

Tornado Slug

when someone leaves a trail of destruction by the wayside as they pass in and out of your life

that girl from Dakota is a Tornado Slug. she lived with me for 2 months and im still finding her shit in my house

by kobraa June 3, 2018

Sausage tornado

When your and your buddies all perform the helicopter in a circle around a consenting other. If done properly with enough force, subject should lift off like a cow in a tornado

Last night me and the boys tried to give Kathy the ol sausage tornado but the aerodynamics were off and we couldn’t lift her up.

by Jfknmendez December 28, 2022

Caucasian Tornado

When you shit piss vomit and put a toaster in your partners asshole let them shit it out and you blend it and put it on a nice piece of toast and eat it

I met this slut Lex and she skipped dinner and begged for a Caucasian Tornado.

by Christina Skippy Spiral December 6, 2020

emotional tornado

A combination of anxiety and emotional distress and their spiral toward a child's inability to self-regulate, as witnessed in children, often during a regular school day. The emotional tornado spins from anxiety, emotional distress and poor self-regulation, followed by greater anxiety and further emotional turmoil. An emotional tornado can wreak havoc on a child's stress response system, impair maturing brain circuits and increase the probability for long-term learning, behavior and overall health.

Ashley's daily dose of bullying on the playground led to her heightened anxiety, emotional distress from the name calling and an inability to maintain her self-regulation in the recess line; she was experiencing an emotional tornado.

by docec May 11, 2016

Limp tornado

When someone is in a coma and the doctor says you can get a handy from the coma patient

“See that patient in there”, “she’s in a coma, $50 you can go get a limp tornado really fast before anyone sees you.”

by Limp tornado creator December 21, 2020

missouri tornado

When hitting it doggystyle, ,you stick their head in a toilet filled with shit and flush it right as you're beginning to cum

I was at the bar last night and gave this chick a missouri Tornado

by Rockmfkndaddy May 7, 2023