It's that stank weed that make you retarded with just 2 hits but it tastes and smells like it came straight from unda some niggas nuts.
by A1FoxxTrott December 8, 2019

Come over babe and we will toke n’ poke.
Now that I have a card, toke n’ poke is a daily.
My coach invited me to his trailer for a quick toke n’ poke.
My uncle Marty let’s me come over and get high. Let’s go braaaaahhhh. There’s just a little catch, you’ll have to toke’ n poke. It’s all good. I’m down. You’ll gape brooohhh. You’ll gape.
Now that I have a card, toke n’ poke is a daily.
My coach invited me to his trailer for a quick toke n’ poke.
My uncle Marty let’s me come over and get high. Let’s go braaaaahhhh. There’s just a little catch, you’ll have to toke’ n poke. It’s all good. I’m down. You’ll gape brooohhh. You’ll gape.
by Dick Onchin January 28, 2022

The act of inhaling cannabis smoke while simultaneously masturbating. Typically, a joint or blunt is held to the penis hole, and whilst you choke your chicken, you smoke through your reproductive organ.
Dan: man, I stroke n' toked last night, got hella baked!
Tom: dope dude, you should invite me for a sesh some time ;)
Tom: dope dude, you should invite me for a sesh some time ;)
by groovy toads June 19, 2017

A game played between friends whilst engaged in a group session of cannabis smoking. The game begins somewhere around the last two to three centimetres of zoot, otherwise known as LB's or last blasts. The game starts when a self-appointed initiator announces to the group 'save us a toke on that'. The aim is to smoke the joint until it can be smoked no more, one toke at a time. The joint is passed to whomever asks for a blast, never repeating the same request. In an ironic twist, the winner is the person most willing to smoke the worst part of the spliff for longest.
Bill: save us a toke on that could ya?
Iain: there doesn't happen to be an extra bang on that is there?
Pete: don't bogard that zoot, let me have a blast
Aaron: that looks delicious, sort me a quick suckle on that biff
Etc etc etc
Iain: there doesn't happen to be an extra bang on that is there?
Pete: don't bogard that zoot, let me have a blast
Aaron: that looks delicious, sort me a quick suckle on that biff
Etc etc etc
by The vomiting buddha August 28, 2009

Originating in Oakville, this sheer stroke of genius is guarenteed to get you high on a single toke. The struggling toker is forced by tradition to catch up by inhaling for ten seconds and holding it in as long as he can. The ten second toke applies to sober/first time smokers.
Cameron: Man, I could definately be more fucked
Connie: You know what that means? 10 SECOND TOKE!! TEN SECOND TOKE!!
Cameron: YEAH lets smoke this bitch!
Connie: You know what that means? 10 SECOND TOKE!! TEN SECOND TOKE!!
Cameron: YEAH lets smoke this bitch!
by Kain, Chronnie January 6, 2008

One toke over the line, sweet Jesus,
One toke over the line.
Sittin' downtown in a railway station,
One toke station over the line.
One toke over the line.
Sittin' downtown in a railway station,
One toke station over the line.
by captainphoenix December 12, 2006
