Picnic Today

An old man with a limited grasp of the English Language approaches you and your friend just snacking on some chips.

"Picnic Today" He says "uh yeah I geuss" you say as your friend sits behind you positively bewildered.

by Absurdly huge January 24, 2022

.f.Llamame Yama Aurora Bayabay...Close Smacks On Through In Anyday Through Her Aura...Not Today...As Such As Anything That Is Closer & Closest To These Dota...Exactly Calmate.f.

.f.Llamame Yama Aurora Bayabay...Close Smacks On Through In Anyday Through Her Aura...Not Today...As Such As Anything That Is Closer & Closest To These Dota...Exactly Calmate.f.

.f.Llamame Yama Aurora Bayabay...Close Smacks On Through In Anyday Through Her Aura...Not Today...As Such As Anything That Is Closer & Closest To These Dota...Exactly Calmate.f.

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

Today money

If you're on a contract for a day and get paid end of the day in CASH, its today money! not tomorrow money, or day after money or end of the week money...today money.

Hey dude, look, lets do this little job, its only going to take two hours. I'm talking today money here...

Look kid, If you want today money, cut my grass!

by udon'twannaknow February 22, 2011

today's

When you take a woman you impregnated the night before, take her fetus and show it today’s new light by ripping her fetus out of her yeast filled stomach and thrusting it into the air and saying simba everything the light touches is our kingdom before promptly throwing it into the trash can.

Jim did today's with Christina.

by Changa of Chimmies October 8, 2019

Today

Today is grab yo homies ass day, so go grab that shit

Today is today

by GuyLover42069 March 29, 2022

not today

when you have to do something but bts (or someone/something) gets in the way

me: i have to study
bts: not today

after that, u go to see bts videos or stuff

by jungcock. March 17, 2018

Todays going to be a good day

Something a person says to trick themselves into thinking the day isn't going to turn out horribly. It will. No one can stop it. Not even steve.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.

*yawns* 'Todays going to be a good day' -dog shits on the bed-

by Toddthe3rd August 2, 2022