The Ketchup kiss is when a women on her period applys her menstral "juices" on another womens lips creating a lip- stick like substance.
Judy was nervous before the big party because she forgot her lip-stick but thankfully Carol could help. Being on her period Carol dipped her finger in her own "ink" and carefully applied it to Judy's puffy lips.
by Kevin Jeunette February 26, 2005
A food-based euphemism to replace "being on the rag"... Meant to elicit thoughts of the moon and its phases
by mBmD August 02, 2012
I tossed out my credit card statement, by mistake, so I sorted through the trash and found my girlfriends Ketchup-pack.
by D Lane August 31, 2004
by habadash October 23, 2006
by Pseudonym-Man-Dude April 27, 2011
Putting ranch dressing on everything, doesn't matter what it is nor the fact that you didn't even taste the food beforehand.
Because the food that someone had growing up or while away at college, either tasted so bad, or was such poor quality, that they had to hide the taste with something else in order to make it palatable and they couldn't afford to not eat it.
i.e. ranch dressing or ketchup on burnt or over-cooked anything.
They also, in turn, have gotten conditioned to eating this way so they still have to do this to almost all food they consume.
Because the food that someone had growing up or while away at college, either tasted so bad, or was such poor quality, that they had to hide the taste with something else in order to make it palatable and they couldn't afford to not eat it.
i.e. ranch dressing or ketchup on burnt or over-cooked anything.
They also, in turn, have gotten conditioned to eating this way so they still have to do this to almost all food they consume.
Person 1: I NEED some ranch dressing for this.
Person 2: You didn't even try it first, you might like its natural taste.
Person 1: I like the natural taste of ranch dressing. I drown everything I eat in white trash ketchup!
Person 2: You didn't even try it first, you might like its natural taste.
Person 1: I like the natural taste of ranch dressing. I drown everything I eat in white trash ketchup!
by turak001 October 28, 2013
by vPeter February 13, 2013