bollock mouth

An insult meaning that someone is talking a load of shit.

Shut up bollock mouth

by Waddo November 3, 2007

cock-in-the-mouth

asshole, jerk, loser; clusterfuck.

Pl. hotly debated whether plural form is "cocks-in-the-mouth" or "cock-in-the-mouths".

Did you have you review with that cock-in-the-mouth boss of yours?"; "Yes, I would change lanes if this cock-in-the-mouth would get out of my way."; "St. Patty's day in NYC is one gigantic cock-in-the-mouth.

by joebohobitz April 17, 2011

Mouth Shanked

The effect of biting into a tortilla chip and having the vertex/vertices pierce the lining of the soft tissue/gums in the mouth.

Willy bit into the tortilla chip and it mouth shanked him in the gum.

by BoomDaddy2173 December 30, 2018

C+ Mouth

A mouth not really suited for oral pleasure.

That kid wanted a higher grade in my class but his mom only has a C+ mouth.

by Liberal Arts Prof June 14, 2011

Mouth Laid

Getting laid but via the mouth (blowjob).

He was getting laid... Well, mouth laid...

by Yah-maybe June 28, 2019

Bum-Mouthing

The act of putting your finger up someones back c*** (bumhole) and then inserting that finger into that person mouth via fish hook method

(this is rather like the RUSTY FISH HOOK, however this method uses the victims bum aswell as mouth)

It was early in the morning, tom and jack were lying together semi naked. Whilst giggling, jack casually... BUMMOUTHED tom

After the BUM-MOUTHING, tom was visibly shaken and had to lie down

by Joedude20 September 28, 2010

fuckable mouth

1. Sexy lips and mouth , the kind they imagine around a penis's head

"Holy cow look at her fuckable mouth".

by Deadpool007 May 7, 2018