Shoplift-at-Tipsy

When someone tries to steal drinks from a party, gets caught and is beat the shit out of.

Joe: Yeah, Darren tried to steal some Jaeger from the party last night.

Dianne: What happened to him?

Joe: Well, they made him shoplift-at-tipsy.

by GetUDrunkOffMyLadyHumps May 9, 2010

tipsy

kinda drunk, kinda high, like you about to "tip" over

Everybody in the club gettin tipsy...hands in the air if you drunk up as me...everybody drunked up on the dance floor

by Yung-B February 28, 2004

tiss

A word used in place of the word "kiss"
Usually derived from toddlers commonly confusing the noise a "k" makes with the noise a "t" makes. You will also find this transferal with other words beginning with "K" such as:

Kitten = titten

Also used compoundly: tiss-tiss = two kisses.

I asked my boyfriend to give me a tiss before he left for work.

by Muffin216 September 10, 2011

Tussy

Someone who thinks they are tough but are really a pussy.

That kid talked a big game, but after I wrecked him in the surfing contest, I discovered we was only a tussy.

by M-Dawg1 July 7, 2008

tissue rock

Emo music. Music in which the singer is crying and complaining about their crappy life, thus needing a tissue.

emo kid "After listening to the last Dashboard Confessional album, I just had to cry."

Normal person "That is what happens when you listen to crappy tissue rock."

by Chips January 9, 2007

Tissue swipe

The act used after masturbation to clean the cum off of your Dick.Or to the act of cleaning cum of of the vagina or the mouth and for you dirty fellows the butthole. Then after this hiding it in someones closet bed dresser etc.

I just Tissue swiped your moms pussy last night.Oh by the way check under your bed.

by Fletcher tagell January 6, 2011

tisly

meaning: that is sooo last year
usage: when someone is using a tired old phrase
similar to: "been there, done that"

hey check out my hairdo!...ewww!, tisly!

by mkuki November 9, 2010