A handjob, as the name implies, consisting of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppets 🤚🏼 for each finger and puts them all on prior to initiating a handjob. They then give a rigorous sensory overload handjob with 30 fingers for increased pleasure...think of it is as the ribbed condom of handjobs.
My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game. So she decided to bust out the thirty finger handjob to bring it to the next level...so many fingers fro so much pleasure.
by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020
Get the Thirty Finger Handjobmug. Oh-dark-thirty.
by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025
Get the oh-dark-thirtymug. Male testicles that range from the age of 30-39. These testicle tend to have problems, this is when men should get their sperm count checked and make sure they have a lively swimmers. If a male has a lack of ability to hold a woman, it must be because his balls don’t work. This is a common theme for people named Daniel. More than likely it has to to do with looks, but their testicles get saggy and sweaty throughout this 9 year period. Most women do not like a man with “Dirty 30’s”, especially those who do not get them checked out. Damage to the testicles may also expedite this process.
Person 1: Dan, you suck at dating!
Person 2: No I don’t! It’s women being women!
Person 1: Dan, it’s your dirty thirty’s! Most women and little girls don’t want that, they want Man Balls!
Person 2: No I don’t! It’s women being women!
Person 1: Dan, it’s your dirty thirty’s! Most women and little girls don’t want that, they want Man Balls!
by CMBD_MD April 13, 2025
Get the Dirty Thirty’smug. by anonymous June 18, 2021
Get the Thirty-onemug. A group containing 10 white males and three brown males. Although on a urban sense only one of the members can say the N word theres rougly six who use it whenever they find necessary. The eleven thirtys in their free time enjoy hitting the bub, seizing, docing, and all sorts of schenagins.
by ScrapieCrapie December 10, 2017
Get the Eleven Thirty’smug. Having a quicky on your lunch break
by Your New Stepdad August 2, 2019
Get the Dirty Thirtymug. by Nlasko April 4, 2019
Get the Meat-Thirtymug.