Wind fucker

Wind fucker is someone who doesn't do shit and isn't helping at all so he is just standing there fucking the wind.

Why isn't he helping, what a wind fucker.

Look at your score you wind fucker, start playing.

by Potator December 26, 2019

Lady Wind

The passing of gas by a little lady.

Does our baby have a lady's room in her diaper?" "No, those noises you heard were just lady wind." "Oh good.

by MrsCK January 4, 2011

roping the wind

Impossible to catch

That girl is so wild and free, trying to date her is roping the wind.

by Mrkittywhisperer June 13, 2022

stem winded

When you get hit by your Grand Mother so hard, you swirl on one leg and spin.

Lil Timmie- "Fuck you Granny!"
Granny-"I'm going to smack you stem winded when I get a hold of you".

by jillo1978 March 12, 2017

Ghetto Wind

When somebody goes outside during a skype call and jacks up everyone's headphones

Charlie: holy jumping Jesus on a breadstick u made so much ghetto wind
Max: WTF MAN
Marielle: sorry:(
GOD: REMEMBER KIDS #COVERUP

by burntcelery July 26, 2016

Butt Wind

When you fart but it's got no smell.

Person-1:"ewww!! The guy next to me just released some butt wind!!"
Person-2:"at least it ain't smell like shit."

by That One Sexy Ho January 15, 2018

The Wind Lizard

The holy master of all the universe, who bestows his voluptuous presence upon his most gracious of followers.

Praise the Wind Lizard!

by PTWL November 14, 2018