Chuck Wagon

Adjective: something of low quality.

Usually describes something amateurishly or poorly constructed, or executed by those of inferior skill to a very low quality. Inferior by comparison to a commonly accepted standard.

Often applied to a team, group or individual of minimal or questionable competence - therefore unlikely to perform assigned function(s) at a level of high quality, causing low expectations.

Not normally used to describe a complete failure, but rather something fabricated/organized/implemented in a manner which would be overwhelmingly regarded as below par.

Not one of these guys was able to hit the target, that’s some chuck wagon outfit you got there
Or...
This thing fell apart after I used it twice, that’s some chuck wagon construction

by Pavemaker October 13, 2020

gift wagon

asking if you can go in on a gift because you were to lazy or just didn't care to go and get one yourself

oh man I forgot it was johns birthday do you think I could gift wagon

by AUWFT August 17, 2016

Phat Wagon

Phat Wagon
A vivid description of a nice booty. Usually measured on a scale of 1-10.

“Dddaaaammmm that chick has a phat wagon.”

“Check put the phat wagon on that girl”

by Dr.Puff September 2, 2018

hitchin wagons

Joining two lives into one in the form of marriage

Bean and ro0st are hitchin wagons for life

by rooster_nugget July 14, 2010

draggin wagon

having a ginormous badonkadonk; absolute dumptruck; big ole booty

Holy shit bro look at that blonde's pooper. She's draggin wagon for sure.

by Les Martens March 5, 2021

timmy wagon

the vehicle used by timmy's and retards.. usually motorised

check out the mongles timmy wagon

by tartanbeastie February 14, 2004

Dildo Wagon

A dildo wagon is a sex position only acheviable by the great Nordic gods Dildoso and Wagono, also known as the physicaly disabled . The dildo wagon is when a man in a wheelchair who is not capable of obtaining a boner straps on a dildo and plows his girl with the force of a thousand suns.

Did you hear crippled Jimmy gave veronica a dildo wagon

by Disabled jimmy May 28, 2019