The Jacket Surprise

The act of shitting/vomiting/pissing and or ejaculating into a jacket/jumper, then throwing it on to an unsuspecting peer, spreading bodily fluids on their face.

woah man, i gave my girlfriend the jacket surprise after she blew me last night!

by Hercules G. Rockefeller March 19, 2011

Boner Surprise

When you surprise your girl with your boner and expect sex. And is met with partial success that ends with her unsatisfied. Could be worse.

Female: I really wish my boyfriend would seduce me, but all I get is boner surprise.

Male: I wanna have sex tonight. strategy? boner surprise!

Bro 1: bro! I was hanging with this new girl and she totally fell for boner surprise!
Bro 2: HA! Bro that’s so classic!! (High fives)

by Young Skeezy June 6, 2020

Pulitzer Surprise

When someone shoves a book in your asshole without warning

I gave Claire the Pulitzer surprise last night and she was not happy.

by Burnsides January 1, 2021

Spooky surprise

When ur jacking off in a closet and as ur step sister passes ur scare her and nut on her.

Guy: dude your stepsisters hot

You: yeah I gave her a spooky surprise

by Pecan God August 8, 2016

Surprise Blunt

When you and your friends run out of weed, and one person out of nowhere pulls out a dub and a dutch so you can continue smoking.

You and your friends are all sitting around smoking out of your bong when you go to open your grinder to pack another one and all the weed is gone!! out of nowhere someone pulls out a dub and a dutch.....Surprise Blunt!!

by high miles August 30, 2012

skittle surprise

The act of inserting skittles into one's urethra so that when they ejaculate during oral their sexual partner "tastes the rainbow."

Jimmy eagerly inserted each color flavor of the tropical skittles pack (the tropical thunder variation) inside his dick hole as Elsa waited in the other room awaiting the surprise promised to her the entire 7hour flight to Hawaii. The door flung open from the bathroom into the master sweet, Jimmy's dick half mast and lumpy from the inside out Drizzling pinkish precum elsa takes his now hard yet still lumpy skittles filled cock into her mouth, the best tasting cock she'd ever had. Jimmy lasts a mear 2minutes before ejecting each and every last of the skittles into the back of Elsa's throat as Jimmy loudly moans "Skittle surprise"

by Pjkblue April 4, 2023

car surprise

The synergy between a driver and their vehicle when an unnoticed object suddenly appears in their path, leading to a quick slam of the brakes and "oh shit!" expression of the driver. The vehicle itself jerks back suddenly, as if the object has startled it.

Usually occurs while making one's way around corners or in parking garages.

What a dip....Mike's been drinking all day and now he's trying to parallel park. Every time he starts to back up and looks in his rearview, he gets car surprise.

by LuckyPucker April 3, 2009