Pulitzer Surprise

When someone shoves a book in your asshole without warning

I gave Claire the Pulitzer surprise last night and she was not happy.

by Burnsides January 1, 2021

Spooky surprise

When ur jacking off in a closet and as ur step sister passes ur scare her and nut on her.

Guy: dude your stepsisters hot

You: yeah I gave her a spooky surprise

by Pecan God August 8, 2016

A Cheetos surprise

Sprinkling your sex partner's ding dong with cheese dust and then licking it off at the point of climax

I just gave my boyfriend a cheetos surprise I have never heard him moan so loud before.

by viper1109 January 22, 2015

car surprise

The synergy between a driver and their vehicle when an unnoticed object suddenly appears in their path, leading to a quick slam of the brakes and "oh shit!" expression of the driver. The vehicle itself jerks back suddenly, as if the object has startled it.

Usually occurs while making one's way around corners or in parking garages.

What a dip....Mike's been drinking all day and now he's trying to parallel park. Every time he starts to back up and looks in his rearview, he gets car surprise.

by LuckyPucker April 3, 2009

Texas Surprise

(N) An accidental crossfire during a sexual encounter with a woman involving two or more men, generally referred to as a "gangbang." A man aims his penis in error at the moment of orgasm, offloading onto another of the male parties involved. The Texas Surprise is generally most potent when the cumshot winds up on the face of the receiving male.

"After pulling out to finish, John was so enveloped in the heat of his orgasm that he didn't realize he'd given Tim a Texas Surprise!"

"Dude; that guy just gave Ron Jeremy a Texas Surprise! He'll never get work in this town again!"

by Auralius June 5, 2013

backseat surprise

When you are having sex in the back of your car and she loses control and shits on your car seat. In the morning you look at your rear seat and there is a brown surprise awaiting.

This actually has happened to me 2 times, once in my parents car and my Father found it and once in my own car.
My old man could not work out where the poo came from..

Last night i was fucking sally in the back of the car and when I looked at the rear car seat i noticed that she left me a backseat surprise.

Or Whats that brown stuff on the rear seat? I am not lending you my car ever again!

There's poo on the car seat, honey can you check the kids shoes?

by Woody woodPecker August 10, 2012

Nagafuki Surprise

When someone takes a muddy sticky poo and doesn't flush the toilet... just leaving the poo there to be seen and stuck to the inside of the toilet for all eternity.

"Ah damn, I just went into the bathroom and someone left a Nagafuki Surprise"

by Calgarian Fred November 26, 2020