Piss-soap

The slippery substance that accumulates on public bathrooms that is composed of soap, piss, and water. It is incredibly slick and causes many poor men to fall into a smelly piss covered floor.

Guy 1: “Hey man why do smell so bad?”
Guy 2: “Because I slipped and fell on some piss-soap.”

by Sleepless_Slander October 1, 2018

saddle-soap

A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".

Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!

by QuacksO January 10, 2015

Soap cock

When you take a shower, and soap drips into your dick hole.

Henry: bro my peepee is burning!

Kyle: make sure not to piss my nigga, it’ll make it burn worse

Soap cock

by Gaynigga183 March 22, 2019

Soap Treatment

When a girl pours an absurd amount of a very sparkly, strong smelling hand sanitizer onto a guys hands. This forces him to rub and rub until his hands are squeaky clean, shiny, and the room smells like roses and lilac. (This kind gesture can be used as a way to tell a guy that he is dirty and needs to clean himself or he is making her uncomfortable and needs to back off or just to annoy him.)

Omg this drunk guy kept on putting his hand on my thigh so I gave him the soap treatment and he left me alone!

Dude why do you smell so fruity; did a girl give you the soap treatment?

by coolrickk83 July 17, 2020

Soap dropper

Person who intestinally bends over in front of you

Requesh: *bends over* Garnom: wtf bro stop being a soap dropper

by Mike Hamol September 6, 2021

Soap balls

When a man has recently took a shower and didn’t rinse off the soap and dried his balls then you go and preform oral and all you smell is soap usually Irish spring

Man Kyle has soap balls like crazy still taste decent tho.

by GothSilentBob June 23, 2019

French soap

The smell of someone who you can tell smokes cigarettes.

I think she uses French soap.

Jesus, you bathe in French soap???

She may look good but she reeks of French soap.

by Charlyhorse December 9, 2021