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alternative science

Synonym for "complete and utter bollocks". Often used in conjunction with the word "prove" - though it's important to note that the word "prove" is, in such circumstances, used as a synonym for "fabricate lies".
the flat earth society uses alternative science to prove that the "round earth" theory is a conspiracy.
by mrchuckles August 24, 2017
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Imaging Science

A small degree program at RIT.

Also, something that no one who is involved in can explain to anyone else without a month of explanation.
A: Oh hey, what's your major?

B: Imaging Science

A: Oh, what's that?

B: Well we look at light. And physics. And polynomial texture maps. And sensors...

A: wut

B: ...yeah, it's hard to explain. If you want to come to the lab I can -

A: No, that's okay...
by me, you know me November 3, 2010
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the science team

the 5 coolest and handsomest men in america
WOMAN1: the science team is full of hunks! i wish i could have sex with all of them
WOMAN2: i know right! they are so strong and racist, so sexy
by big ham the awesome man March 4, 2021
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Science Olympiad

Nerd competition about super sciency things. Only super nerdy weirdos do this.
He thinks he's better because he does science olympiad .
by Worldle April 27, 2022
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Science Granniii

Derived from an episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy, in which an old lady (known as the Science Granny - spelling now changed to Granniii) shows how force works by playing tug of war with her granniii friends against nancy boys. Unfortuanutely, the Science Granniii lost. Tianna (the most amazingly hard person you can ever meet) is now known as the Science Granniii because that granniii was hard and Tianna is carrying out her legend. Kicking nancy boys into the mud the way the orginial granniii should have.
"You are the Science Granniii. Kicking down those nancy boys into mud."
by AdrianaRocks November 15, 2007
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Computer science

(n.) An insanely complex bunch of imaginate stuff to insanely create a model of the real stuffs with it in a complicated way.
Computer science is a bunch imaginative stuff, which at the same time does and does not exist, made out of numbers which create a place to put all the knowledge into it.
by SirDrFalkSigurdMildslaff October 20, 2019
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Science teacher

A science teacher is someone who teaches science to a group of people usually students. They are usually stubborn and impatient and tend to make there students do useless things called "labs". They are super important in our education.
My science teacher, Miss Durdia is a stubborn bitch who teaches us nothing but how to survive her annoying ass.
by Very angry student June 8, 2023
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