Inverted Particle Accelerator

When you're banging a chick and she's getting bored, just grab her by the ankles, stand her up on her head and ram your five digit fuck friend down her fudge factory, thus causing her cum closet to quiver in delight.

Also see the Inverted Show Stopper for less adventurous sexual partners.

Oh shit! What happened to your hand dude!

Well, I gave Karen the inverted particle accelerator on Tuesday and she came so hard her chocolate coated cock crimper broke every bone in my hand.

by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 23, 2021

inverted penis

A penis kicked so hard that it gone into the body.

Person 1 : Man someone kicked me so hard.

Person 2 : Do you have an inverted penis?

Person 1 : Yeah ...

by AMatureMan May 26, 2024

Inverted Man

The opposite of the gender male, because women do not exist.

John: ¨Dude, look at that woman!¨
Dave: ¨Hey, its Inverted Man, dude.¨
John: ¨Sorry, thanks for reminding me.¨

by Flavortown February 19, 2020

inverted brother

When you and a bro sleep with the same girl, you become inverted brothers. Instead of coming out the same vagina, you've both come in the same one.

Me and Bob are inverted brothers!

by cobson May 14, 2015

Inverted Handjob

Literally just fingering.

Yoooo I gave her a inverted handjob last night

by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat June 4, 2020

Inverted sit ups

The calorie burning act of sex

Screw the gym, with this new girlfriend I am doing plenty of inverted sit ups

by Wampadude October 27, 2016

inverted chili dog

The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.

I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi September 3, 2008