monkey diving

Verb. Butthole sex.

Chloe's dunk was so fine, it made want to go monkey diving.

by No Eyed Schmee September 28, 2008

the meat dive

the act of diving in ones vagina

homeboy1: ...then i gave her the meat dive
homeboy2: sick

by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019

slum dive

Refers to an upscale, successful female chasing or dating a piece of shit or lowlife male.

Your girl definitely took a slum dive when she started dating you, she's a paralegal at the best firm in town. All you do is smoke pot and sit around all day at your moms house with your no job having ass.

by Your psuedoym June 1, 2020

Wheelchair Diving

Soon to be an olympic sport in the special olympics. That is when the trainer pushes the guy in the wheel chair off the diving board. and the wheel chair has lifejackets so it floats back to the top

Colten devenyi won first prize in wheelchair diving.

by sadlo1733 May 22, 2009

buffalo diving

Its like when a guy motor boats a womens breast but this is when a girl does the same action to a mans balls.

When a women blows raspberries on a mans balls this is called buffalo diving

by Marston24 December 13, 2013

Dumbo Diving

The act eating out a female with an elephant-ear vagina (A.K.A. Muff Diving).

Guy: So how was your night with Megan?

2nd guy: You don't wanna know..

Guy: What happened!?

2nd Guy: Well, I ended up Dumbo Diving her right on the sofa. I was scared and wet and just wanted to go home!

by lilac meadows October 27, 2011

diaper dive

...what Reg does in the middle of the summer in his trunks..

Reg, diaper, dive, pants, summer, diaper dive

by pool girls December 14, 2010