alien fistbump

A greeting found in some parts of the mid-west United States where in partners stand very close and proceed to press their pelvises together whilst knocking on the butt cheeks of their brethren with their fists. Quasi-sexual. Usually reserved for close, or odd persons. Alien in human nature, not in a cosmos way.

Man, I hadn't seen her in so long I had to give her an alien fistbump.

by Arkham69 September 12, 2018

contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

Alien butt

When a ass is deformed as a square or shape object and no Clapp while hitting it from the back

I was hitting this girl the other day and she had a alien butt no clapp no cap

by Asapt December 25, 2021

scream alien

When the middle and high frequencies in an audio system have an accurate, flat response. Vocals sound like something from another world.

Yo dawg, this new car's speakers absolutely SCREAM alien.

by realmartyp July 6, 2019

astral alien

Song immortalized by the old school dancing of the coolest kid at the middle school social in the wildly popular GI Joe PSA

"Dayummm. these beats (by Astral Alien) are so fresh!! Ssssnep!

by Body Massage January 25, 2008

Alien Brained

To be photographed whilst sleeping, sporting a set of somebody elses testicles upon your brow!

'Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrarrrrrrrgh, I've been Alien Brained!!!' After receiving the Martian like picture through your door.

by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007

anti-alien

The first, last, and only line of defense against that which threatens the safety of this world. Aliens. If there is ever an attack on Earth you can bet this elite fighting team will be there. But you won't see them, you won't hear them, and you'll have no clue that they were there. But you can bet your ass the threat will be annihilated.

Dude A: Holy crap turn around dude it's friggin aliens!
Dude B: Where? I don't see any aliens you dumbass.
Dude A: Whoa! They were just here a second ago.....weird.

by z7michael7z April 8, 2005