dirty zipper

A dirty Zipper is when you proceed to cut off you're partners penis and suck it while you're partner bones you're ass so hard it breaks

damb bro did you really do a dirty zipper

by pp pusy September 08, 2021

Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.

My drysuit's got Santi Zipper, it's got me flooded.

by DutchPiranha July 03, 2024

Zipper Biscut

Zipper Biscut is a slang term for Vagina Normally used in lieu of calling someone a pussy

Jesus mark, just call her. Quit acting like such a zipper biscut.

by BarrytheButcher March 28, 2020

snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

mexican zipper

In a rodeo fight, when you are wearing a pair of Spurs and you run your Spurs against your opponents face causing serious cuts and bleeding.

Shit dude Bobby just gave that bull rider a Mexican zipper!

by The Voodoo Hermit December 22, 2015