track me

Meaning come at me bro or do you wanna go! Works best with obsessive chest beating and eye rolling

Jackie: Tay, Do you have a problem? !?
Tay: Man track me!!! *slaps chest and jumps at Jackie while breaking work I.d.*

by tesiacrazii16 July 30, 2014

crack tracking

Verb: 'Crack Tracking', the term is used to describe someone smuggling crack across state borders.

Define: I wonder if that sketchy looking cunt who is filling up their car at that servo is Crack Tracking?

by ThatCuntHole November 03, 2015

Williamsburg Track

An educational career path which consists of a B.A. in Art History; followed by a M.A. in Creative Writing and a subsequent PHD in Mixology.

It is the choice career path of many Brooklyn residents.

Jedd's money in trust was contingent upon him continuing his education, so he decided to take the Williamsburg Track.

by pimp daddy eats pork September 25, 2018

track down

Find after a difficult search

I don't know where she is. I'll try to track her down. I'll track down her for you.

by M.Kh September 27, 2017

Laugh Track

How bad directors convince themselves that they're funny.

The effects of using a laugh track:

Y-yess... Imm funnyy.... a-aalll those people a-are l-laughing... BAWW HA HA HHAAWWW *cries*

by Mr. Awesome-er September 15, 2009

Grassy Tracks

when a girl gives you the best blowjob. However she does it softly because she has braces. after she sucks your dick, u feel relieved, and jizz in her face. as she opens her mouth, u finally see that u forgot to shave ur pubes and their stuck in her braces.

Oh shit, she had a bad case of grassy tracks last night.

She never brushed the pubes out of her soft mouth, and their sticking out like a 12" dick.

by the funniest fucking person February 01, 2010

track 4

in schools with year round schedules, track 4 contains the stiffest, preppiest, think-they're-gods-greatest-gift-to-the-goddamn-planet kids. these kids stick their bottom lips out too much, play too many sports, think they're good at said sports, and think they're juicy cause they hang out with the other track 4 whores who are all 3s with no boobs. Track 4 people think that because they get 1000 likes on their doctored instagram photo that they're some big fucking deal and walk around the school like they own the place when really everyone outside of track 4 (track 3, 2, & 1) hate them and know how douchey they are. theyre just as bad outside of school where update: everyone STILL hates them!!

You: wow that kid seems like such a douche

some other dude: oh yeah he's a track 4 kid

by fast faggot March 25, 2017