When someone takes a muddy sticky poo and doesn't flush the toilet... just leaving the poo there to be seen and stuck to the inside of the toilet for all eternity.
by Calgarian Fred November 26, 2020
Sprinkling your sex partner's ding dong with cheese dust and then licking it off at the point of climax
by viper1109 January 22, 2015
A sexy way to finger a girl. When a man or woman touches their four fingers to their thumb, so to look like a duck beak or an unopened flower, and places them in a woman's vagina, then forcibly opening them in said vagina, creating a flower surprise.
by boyfromnantucketrnix November 25, 2009
The Wellington Surprise is a nickname used to describe a penis that seems traditional at first, then scares the living shit out of you with its enormousness and destructive power!
after 20 minutes of seemingly boring, traditional sex, the wellington surprise made a surprising. sudden appearance that blew my mind!!!
by nightmeh April 03, 2011
A phrase borrowed from the movie "Dinner for Schmucks". It is used in a sarcastic, mocking manner after asking someone a ridiculous question.
Dude: Have you ever lived among Alaskans and ate bear meat in their traditional manner?
Dudette: No!
Dude: That surprises me...
Dudette: No!
Dude: That surprises me...
by joesk84ever December 23, 2011
by 1AnalWart October 10, 2015
The synergy between a driver and their vehicle when an unnoticed object suddenly appears in their path, leading to a quick slam of the brakes and "oh shit!" expression of the driver. The vehicle itself jerks back suddenly, as if the object has startled it.
Usually occurs while making one's way around corners or in parking garages.
Usually occurs while making one's way around corners or in parking garages.
What a dip....Mike's been drinking all day and now he's trying to parallel park. Every time he starts to back up and looks in his rearview, he gets car surprise.
by LuckyPucker April 03, 2009