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Patriotic Education

An US public education curriculum devoid of any real criticism of its government or peoples actions during its history. Giving the citizen a false sense of understanding how things came to be and why things are the way they are.

Symptoms include : citizens believe that they truly live in the greatest country in U.S. AND anything other than conservative propaganda media outlet is liberal lies.
When Steven got into college and took US History 101, he was stunned to find out the police used to beat the shit out of MLK during his peaceful protests. His acquaintance Jamal leaned in and said, "yeah you must of gotten that Patriotic Education back home".
by slickridley November 16, 2022
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patriot moat

patriot moat /pay-tree-uht mowt/

noun
The ring of jizz left on the ground after a MAGAt circle jerk

verb
Surround Mar-a-Lago with fat-bodied MAGAts
After leaving a patriot moat around a faux-golden bust of Donald Trump, a group of MAGAts moved to join their patriot brothers and sisters in using their bodies as a protective barrier around Mar-a-Lago.
by colostomykid March 20, 2023
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Patriot Card

Card used to justify immoral and/or illogical behavior under the guides that not doing so would be "Unpatriotic". Most commonly used by Americans.
I was trying to explain to Jaxxon that supporting the Iraq war is dumb and he pulled the Patriot Card on me.
by Bobthedobhob April 14, 2019
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patriots daddy

Eli manning and nick foles beat the patriots in the super bowl so that’s them the patriots daddy
by Lil dick gang February 16, 2018
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Honored Patriot

A sex move where after you cum while having sex with an ethnic woman you yell "God Bless America!"
Man 1: Look at Tom, he is one honorable man of America with his flag and gun.
Man 2: You already know he pulls the honored patriot move on that sweet Latin assistant of his on the fourth of July.
Man 1: No question about it.
by NollyPolly March 12, 2021
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Publicity patriot

People who have done nothing to benefit this country but are quick to defend it for attention on social media outlets. Publicity Patriots
by True patriot September 26, 2017
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Pixel patriots

Pixel patriots is a based server filled with based people
Why yes i love america. You sir need to go to Pixel patriots
by Greg manuel heffley August 9, 2022
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