wetter than a nun in a candle shop

when something is truly sopping wet

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"

by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

nun

mrs pugh

mrs pugh the nun is so fit

by Armyyyy October 26, 2022

Faster than a nun’s nugget

Really fast

My teeth are faster than a nun’s nugget

by Trunchbull1969 January 30, 2021

Nun bashing

Rubbing a vaj jah jah till orgasm

She went and rubbed herself cause JJ Wick loves it when she does Nun bashing

by Jamesrugby October 9, 2023

Nuns Twat

Something that is very tight in the figurative sense, ie a bunch of musicians that are so good that their performance is bang on the money.

I went to see a great band tonight, they were as tight as a Nuns twat.

by Phillip Shilton April 28, 2011

the real nun

A lil idiot who likes bullying my sidekicks and always saying MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Since 2019 I hope pack god roast this shit YouTuber

The most Annoying YouTuber goes to the real nun!!!
That little booger snot is a brainless kid in reality

by maleGigityBOOM! July 30, 2024

NUN-chuck

A nun who who beats you into submission and gets all up in that pussy and then vomits inside your wife

you "omg run its a NUN-chuck"

your wife "AGHH GET ALL UP IN MY PUSSY NUN"

by fat pussy licker July 24, 2022