smart laundry

smart laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈsmärt ˈlȯn-drē): laundry machines with a high degree of intelligence, leveraging IoT, machine learning, digital interfaces, and other patented tech : AWESOME. //

“I’m so glad we use SMART LAUNDRY so I don’t have to pay with quarters, use the crappy card machine, wait 3 months for a dryer to get repaired, not know when machines are available, or lose my clothes to some laundry thief.”

by smartlaundryfan June 08, 2021

laundry basket

only few can use this word

what up my laundry basket

by averdaguer April 26, 2021

Laundry Basket

call your friend this when a substitute teacher asks their name. trust me.

his name is laundry basket but likes being called LB

by Dusty_Bath June 06, 2021

Sus Laundry

Doing laundry in a suspicious fashion

He was doin sus laundry.

by Suspicious Milklord November 15, 2020

laundry basketuary

That moment when all the laundry is done, and the laundry basket is empty. The beginning, starting over, like the beginning month of the year, January.

I finally finished the laundry, I now have laundry basketuary.

by guark January 20, 2018

Tokyo laundry

The end result following a Flag of Japan.

Jake was a great guest, but the flag of Japan incident did leave us with a load of Tokyo Laundry.

by Brie Eater August 07, 2022

laundry rich

when you find money you forgot about in clothing you had washed giving you money to do something.

Dude we’re going bar i just 20 bucks in my pants. I’m laundry rich!

by that good laundry money February 01, 2018