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Jeweler Jerk

1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".
Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"

George: "You could say that"

Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"

George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"
by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013
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Jewel

The best wingman ever. Always on the phone and js perfect. Lovely eyes and perfect curves. Best model in the world. Will always be there for you.
by chh huh dgyygv April 12, 2023
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jewel pool

The pooling of male or female ejactulation in a body contour that holds such pooling.
or (jism)
Jim: "Dude, you should have seen my Jewel Pool I left in Sarah's mouth."
Peter: "Oh yeah, I used the pull-out method on Jenny, and made a jewel pool in her belly button."
by Chi McGee February 23, 2014
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Jewel

A dumb bitch, mother fucker wont shut up. Just learn how to express your damn emotions and thoughts Jesus christ. you got something to say? say it if you fucking pussy. You got all that shit to say why not say whats on your mind? 🤨
by PinHeado December 13, 2021
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Jewel

very short, one could say she is tiny. Loves the disguise emoji, uses it unironically along with the troll and oni emoji. Can usually find them being terrible at algebra
Jewel seems intimidating at first, but her height makes her a fun-size friend. Although don't ask her to check you math homework.
by AtreusAuditore June 30, 2022
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Jewel Tussey

a descriptive term used to describe something of excellence or beauty.
"Man that chevy is a jewel tussey"

"Damn bro, you rolled a jewel tussey"
by CStid38 January 6, 2018
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Jewell

Jewell is a very talented girl, who’s also very funny and the sweetest person ever. everytime you feel sad she will immediately make you feel better. i love her with alllll my heart. her art is amazing and she bakes the best cakes !!! if you don’t agree then suck a mf titty
Person A : Omg Jewell is so amazing

Person B : Ikr she’s the best
by ipagasfarting May 23, 2021
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