Jamaican Christmas Tree

Instead of a regular Christmas tree, a Jamaican Christmas Tree is actually a marijuana plant.
Dude, you've got the biggest Jamaican Christmas Tree I've ever seen!
by Laingbang December 15, 2012
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Jamaican Belly Sit

When sitting upon girls belly, stoned, and ready to release your baby batter, you blast upwards towards her breasts and neck/face
Man, I was so baked last night that I pulled out and did the Jamaican Belly Sit and blew the baby batter all over the underside of her neck
by horncusker July 17, 2008
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Jamaican Sand Trapped

U are on a beach and u dig two big fist size holes in the sand and cover them up with little branches and leaves. u wait till it gets dark and u bring ur girl out to have some anal sex and when u get a good rhythm going u move closer and closer to the hole till her hands fall in the holes and she cant move and u tap that ass all Night!
Girl: what the fuck last night my hands got stuck into 2 holes in the sand! and u went crazy on my asshole

Guy: hmm? really i think there is a word for that its: u have just been Jamaican Sand Trapped bitch!
by angelesmadera April 03, 2008
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Jamaican jet-lag

- "Why are acting like a zombie ?"

- "I smoked waaaaaaaay too many joints last night, I've got Jamaican jet-lag"
by LifeisWinky September 28, 2009
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Jamaican Shish Kabob

Shitting on the face of a passed out person usually in the form of a diarrhea like or wet consistency.
That was about as bad as when Charlie got Jamaican Shish Kabobed last New Years!
by RickySpanish20 January 01, 2015
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Jamaican Ball Splash

Basically, your balls are so sweaty and smelly that you have no choice but to wash them to keep any remnants of dignity. Thing is, your only option is the sink in the public restroom. So you drop those shorts, flop your boys in, and proceed to splash them in a Jamaican-style fashion.
Question: I gotta pick up my girlfriend at the bus stop in 5 minutes and I still have this whore's crotch-scent on my balls! I don't even have time to shower! What do I do?

Answer: Jamaican Ball Splash!
by Sami_ballwash March 16, 2008
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Jamaican Style

When you're driving and so blown that you run a red light 3 seconds after it turned red but you didn't speed up to try to make it on time.
-Did you see that car run that red light?
-It had a Jamaican flag for a license plate. That was Jamaican Style!
by Sucio Sammy January 15, 2013
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