council of europe

consists of people trying to change the world but too drunk to change anything.

council of europe is running projects.

by profesorsumuklubocek May 13, 2023

Council Clarinet

Usually a neon-colored, lithium-powered pacifier for the economically or socially challenged. It is a disposable vape (usually Blue Razz Lemonade or Watermelon Ice) permanently glued to the hand of a tracksuit-clad youth, dole pole dosser or a single mum with Jaden, Kayden and Lilly Mae in tow.

Named because of the vertical, clarinet-like appearance, and its ubiquity in areas where the local currency is lottery tickets and regret. The "music" played on this instrument is usually the sound of restricted airflow followed by a cloud of sickly-sweet chemical fog that smells like a fruit salad explosion in a chemical plant.

"Walked past the bus stop and got absolutely blinded by a cloud of 'Cotton Candy Ice'. There was a gaggle of year 8s in North Face puffers, all aggressively playing the council clarinet."

by Classic Ghostie December 8, 2025

Council Stick

Disposable vapes used commonly in council estates hence "council stick"

gis a go of your "council stick"

by niccle June 3, 2023

Jedi Council

The Jedi Council was the governing body of the Jedi Order, consisting of 12 masters. The entire council were dicks (except for Obi-Wan, Yoda, Plo, and later Anakin). Mace Windu was the biggest asshole of them all, not even apologizing to Ahsoka and later calling her a citizen. He was also unsympathetic towards Boba Fett, whom he'd practically orphaned. The rest of the Jedi Masters just followed his example, and led the entire Order to be hated galaxy-wide, viewed as being no better than the Sith.

Put simply, the Jedi Council were (mostly) assholes.

damn bitch, why the jedi council such dicks 😭😭😭
-ahsoka or anakin, probably

by CC-8826 October 20, 2023

HEAD COUNCIL

Jus a group of real P.O.C

Those guys are cool they must be in head council

by A member of head council February 13, 2024

Mizumafu Council

A group of people running a fan page on twitter (also known as X) for the (canon) ship known as MizuMafu from hit game project sekai

person 1: hey, do you know the MIZUMAFU council on twitter?
person 2: Yes! They are very cool.
Mizumafu council: Mizumafu

by mizumafu December 23, 2023

Council Bluffs

full of meth heads, wiggers and cum guzzling gutter sluts.

unless you’re looking to score some meth or some sloppy toppy under the viaduct from a cum guzzling gutter slut while her wigger boyfriend watches, I would avoid Council Bluffs altogether.

by CBgutterslut4life March 31, 2023